"Hey, everybody! Today we're going to learn the alphabet! Here's a happy little poem that helps me remember all the letters. "A is for Apple with worms at the core, B is for Bunny, found dead on the floor. C is for Catholics, god-fearing folk, D is for Disect, to cut and to poke. E is for Epitaph, cut into stone, F is for Finger, sliced down to the bone. G is for Guilotene, off with your head, H is for Hitman, filled belly with lead. I is for Irritate, pain in the neck, J is for Jeopordy, Alex Trebek. K is for Kitten, whose meow is a screech, L is for Lisp, ridiculed for bad thpeech. M is for Mildew, creeps all up the wall, N is for Nepotist, father will call. O is for Octopus, tentacles eight, P is for Pig, Easter dinner's the fate. Q is for Quentin, Pulp Fiction was fun, R is for Retina, burned by the sun. S is for Sailor, washed up on the shore, T is for Thumbnail, closed hard in the door. U is for Umpire, clocked by the ball, V is for Vindicate, justice for all. W is for Wishbone, cracked cleanly in two, X is for X-ray, the tumor is blue. Y is for Yellow, he did wet the bed, Z is for Zebra, this is what he said... "I love you!" "I have to go